Joe Paterno Finds The Fountain Of Youth

It’s no mystery that we around here don’t roll with Joe Paterno… dude should have retired like 10 seasons ago, but yet he’s been wandering the sidelines and chilling up in the press box for the past two seasons with a gimpy leg collecting phat checks, while not coaching. Well apparently that’s all about to change this season.

You’ve already seen Old Joe with his giant Mac on Skype this off season and comes this statement from him: ”I told the staff, ‘Your day in the sun is over… I’m going to call a lot more plays and lot more defenses and the whole bit, so get ready‘.” I’ll believe it when I see it. [via]