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We’ve got some very sad news to report…Arkansas’s starting defensive tackle D.D. Jones was arrested this morning for possession of a of a controlled substance. According to the arrest report, police pulled Jones over at 12:37 am for not having “vehicle license lights” aka DWB and immediately smelled the odor of sweet chiba coming from the car.

So they pulled him out and as they were patting him down Jones admitted to having “about a quarter”of weed on him. Damn! That sucks…I wonder how long he’ll be suspended for this. But on a more serious note: does anybody out there have this dude D.D.’s number because I need to meet this dealer that sells quads with 8.7 grams of weed in them ASAP!

Now I’ve heard of guys with a couple of weed plants…you know just enough so they can smoke for free and maybe sell some to a couple friends so they can buy a new bong. But 38 plants!? That’s over two pounds of weed at the least come harvest time. And that is exactly how much weed two Washington State football players (Jamal Atofau and Andre Barrington) got caught growing in their basement on Sunday.

I mean I hear Pullman (where Washington State is) sucks more than a M. Night Shyamalan movie, so I assume their weed is just as shitty. But damn, that doesn’t mean you have to go and grow enough weed for you and everyone else on your team.

Like my mom used to tell me, “a little weed ain’t never hurt nobody”. I mean it’s not like its crack, steroids or anything. But here are NFL coaches voicing their concerns about what they call an increase in the number of prospects who have a history of marijuana use in their background aka failed a drug test in college.

NFL coaches have had this to say about this years draft class: “One-third of the players on [our] club’s draft board had some sort of history with marijuana”. “Marijuana use is almost epidemic, with more guys having tested positive for marijuana at some point in their college background than I can ever remember”.

I say who cares. It’s not like current Eagle DeSean Jackson or Vikings Percy Harvin or Super Bowl MVP Santonio Holmes or LeBron James or Michael Phelps or Bill Clinton or Obama or the list goes on and on have had a problem being successful even though they smoked weed…from what I hear it’s good for you.