The Rick Pitino Trial Gets X-Rated Real Quick

Damn, this Rick Pitino vs Karen Sypher extortion case is better than an episode of Desperate House Wives. I ain’t been this excited about a sports case since the OJ trial…does anybody know where I can catch this on TV? The trial just started yesterday and already both sides have slung more shit at each other than two monkeys at the zoo.

On one hand you have Pitino who claims that Karen Sypher is a money hungry whore that he banged one night on the table of a restaurant raw dog, who tried to extort him out of like $10 million with the help of two guys who she sucked off. Then on the other Sypher is saying that Pitino not only raped her twice, but he also forced her to have an abortion. And all this was just in the opening statements…I can’t wait until they start calling witnesses!